Og så siger man, at film er fordummende
: 22 jun 2003, 19:59
Jeg morer mig stadig glimrende, når jeg skal have genopfrisket min filmviden ved at læse dette...
Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies.
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building
you are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended
from duty.
-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you
bump into will know all the steps.
-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the
communication systems of any invading alien civilization
-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight
involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to
attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening
manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head,
they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion,
volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to
make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is
their total opposite.
-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English
to each other.
-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in
seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a
child trapped inside.
-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will
cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.
-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that
affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the
television on.
Og det er jo også almen viden.
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Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies.
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building
you are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended
from duty.
-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you
bump into will know all the steps.
-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the
communication systems of any invading alien civilization
-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight
involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to
attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening
manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head,
they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion,
volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to
make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is
their total opposite.
-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English
to each other.
-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in
seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a
child trapped inside.
-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will
cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.
-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that
affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the
television on.
Og det er jo også almen viden.
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