Jeg morer mig stadig glimrende, når jeg skal have genopfrisket min filmviden ved at læse dette...
Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies.
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building
you are visiting.
-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended
from duty.
-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you
bump into will know all the steps.
-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the
communication systems of any invading alien civilization
-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight
involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to
attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening
manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head,
they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.
-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion,
volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
-Police Departments give their officers personality tests to
make sure they are deliberately assigned a partner who is
their total opposite.
-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English
to each other.
-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.
-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in
seconds, unless it's the door to a burning building with a
child trapped inside.
-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will
cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.
-Television news bulletins usually contain a story that
affects you personally at that precise moment you turn the
television on.
Og det er jo også almen viden.
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Og så siger man, at film er fordummende
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Og så siger man, at film er fordummende
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Binoculars & Glasses
- Glasses never collect moisture when you come in from the cold outside.
- Computer geeks and "intelligent" persons use them, action heros never have glasses.
- Whenever someone looks through the binoculars, you see two joined circles instead of one.
Bodily Functions
- People never cough, sneeze, blow their noses, or show any other symptoms of being in less than perfect health.
- You can eat as much as you want in a film and you'll never EVER have to go to the bathroom.
Locks
- Any lock can be picked with a credit card or a paper clip. Any safe can be opened in a few minutes with a stethoscope or some high-tech equipment with lots of blinking lights.
Women
- Women will always have shaved legs and armpits, even in caveman movies.
- Women will be worrying about their nails or dresses while people are trying to kill them.
- Woman falls to the ground whilst being chased by a bad guy, even when running over level, unobstructed terrain. Note that when a man and woman are being chased, usually the woman falls, then the man pauses and helps her up.
Fortsæt selv her: http://www.moviecliches.com
Og der er mere...
Binoculars & Glasses
- Glasses never collect moisture when you come in from the cold outside.
- Computer geeks and "intelligent" persons use them, action heros never have glasses.
- Whenever someone looks through the binoculars, you see two joined circles instead of one.
Bodily Functions
- People never cough, sneeze, blow their noses, or show any other symptoms of being in less than perfect health.
- You can eat as much as you want in a film and you'll never EVER have to go to the bathroom.
Locks
- Any lock can be picked with a credit card or a paper clip. Any safe can be opened in a few minutes with a stethoscope or some high-tech equipment with lots of blinking lights.
Women
- Women will always have shaved legs and armpits, even in caveman movies.
- Women will be worrying about their nails or dresses while people are trying to kill them.
- Woman falls to the ground whilst being chased by a bad guy, even when running over level, unobstructed terrain. Note that when a man and woman are being chased, usually the woman falls, then the man pauses and helps her up.
Fortsæt selv her: http://www.moviecliches.com
Haha... der flashede sq mange film ind på lystavlen mens man læste dette.
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