Nogle der vil købe en (næsten) splinterny bil?

Indlæg af **QrazyLeg** » 28 jan 2006, 00:25

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Renault-21-Diesel ... dZViewItem

Husk at læse spørgsmålende fra andre medlemmer nederst.

Mikkel · Indlæg af **Mikkel** » 28 jan 2006, 00:32

Indlæg af **dwr** » 28 jan 2006, 03:36

ebay-comments skrev:Q: Dear Shiver Just one last question before the end. Is there an albino rabbit living in the ashtray eating the tab ends or am I mistakenly identifying a mix of discarded pistachio nuts and semi chewed Haribo Sours. I have to say you city boys don’t know how to get the best from a classy car with plenty of life left in it. All the panels are the same colour even if their original shape has long gone. The windows are all in place as are the seats. What is so wrong with a little smell and discharge residue when you have my problems. Talk about spoilt proletariat. The matching roof rails and door mirrors nearly tempted me to bid, but because the near side front wing is dent free and the price has gone through the roof, it’s all become a bit rich for simple country folk. I don’t want the neighbours to snub me. I wish you well and all who sail in you Alwyn Denighed
20-Jan-06
A: It's not an albino rabbit, it's a little red badger who ives in my brain. He comes out at night and smears excrement on the paintwork, eats the sweets and shouts at children. I wish i lived in the country... that would be dreamy. I'll miss these chats Alwyn.

lololololololololololol!!!!!!!!!111one

Indlæg af **UnitedPublic** » 28 jan 2006, 07:21

Q: I need a wedding car in April, If i tied 10 empty cans to the back bumper (I assume that's still there) do you think it could pull them?

A: Ah, it sounds like a magical day. This car can hardly pull itself, be reasonable.

looooool

infected PornStar · Indlæg af **infected PornStar** » 28 jan 2006, 12:15

voll griner!!!!

sambleben · Indlæg af **sambleben** » 28 jan 2006, 13:13

lol go griner

Zukot · Indlæg af **Zukot** » 28 jan 2006, 13:15

Q: Hi there, just wondered what the top speed you have ever got out the beast? just curious as to whether i maybe able to get out and run quicker?

A: You'd be better off not getting in to start with. Just walk

Sådan får man solgt sin bil

Indlæg af **TheJackal** » 29 jan 2006, 11:50

Q: I will give you 250 quid for the car if you throw in technics decks and inkjet printer aswell.
20-Jan-06
A: Eh? What the hell do you plan to do, set up a really unreliable mobile disco with home printed business cards?

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Q: do you think this would make it onto a trailer or would it be best lifted up onto a council cart?
20-Jan-06
A: It would be best painted yellow and shot into the heart of the sun at a million miles an hour.